For those of you who want to read the fine print (you know you do) here it is:
You probably thought it was smart to buy a foreign import of superior quality, with better mileage and resale value. Maybe you even thought that years of market share loss might prod us into rethinking our process and redesigning our products with better quality in mind. But you forgot one thing: we spend a shitload of money on lobbyists. So now you're out $25 billion, plus the cost of your subaru. Maybe next time you'll buy American like a real man. Either way, we’re cool.
We're the big three. We don't need to compete.
We're the big three. We don't need to compete.
(I stole this off of a blog. I don't know who it belongs to. I'm just a blog stalker, so beware. And I know I shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition, but I did. It's a blog, not an English essay.
3 comments:
Ben is offended by the Subaru comment. I think that is so funny.
Hey, I didn't write it, I just posted it. He shouldn't be offended. I have two toyotas plus a honda. I'm really up a creek without a paddle.
I am laughing so hard right now!
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